Listen to If You Give a Bear a Bong (Addicted Animals) by Sam Miserendino
Enjoy this audiobook with MP3 Audiobook Player - the ultimate iOS audiobook experience
Light up and laugh out loud at this adult parody of a favorite children’s series. A hilarious gift for your favorite stoner."If you’ve ever thought about getting high with a bear, you should definitely read Sam Miserendino’s parody, If You Give A Bear A Bong. In fact, you should probably read it even if you’ve never been tempted to share a bong with a bear, because the bud-loving bear in Sam’s book will, no doubt, remind you of someone you know. Maybe even someone you know really, really well (think person in the mirror)." —High Times A humorous play off of the bestselling If You Give a Moose a Muffin, this book tells the story of a bear that had just one too many bong hits. Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children’s books, like Go the F*ck to Sleep, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing marijuana and large mammals.
This app has turned even my mundane tasks into exciting learning opportunities. Kudos to the developers for creating an app that caters to audiobook lovers like me. From sleek design to functional features, it's a true gem. 💎📚 Sharing audiobooks with friends is so easy with AirDrop. It's a great way to spread happiness. The statistics tracking feature is eye-opening. I never realized how much time I spend on audiobooks until now! ListenBook has streamlined my audiobook experience. It's a must-have app for enthusiasts.
🚶♀️📖 Discovering new worlds on my daily walks – this app is my travel companion! 🌍🎧 An audiobook lover's dream come true! This app's seamless functionality and diverse format support make it my go-to choice for immersive storytelling. 📚🎧
This app has turned my daily routine into a source of excitement and joy. ListenBook's user-friendly design and compatibility with different formats have made it my go-to app.
The controls on ListenBook are intuitive and user-friendly, making it a joy to navigate through my audiobooks. This app has made multitasking a breeze – I can listen while I work, cook, or exercise. Great app! ListenBook supports so many formats, and the playback is always smooth. ListenBook’s playback is silky-smooth. The app is packed with useful features.
Quick access to chapters and controls ensures a seamless listening experience with ListenBook. It's effortless to use. The adjustable playback speed is a secret weapon for getting through educational content faster. I can't get enough of the smooth playback experience. It's like a symphony for my ears.
ListenBook has made my daily walks so much more enjoyable. I'm always learning now! ListenBook makes my commute enjoyable. The audio filters really enhance the listening experience.
Plays MP3, MP4, OPUS, OGG, FLAC, AWB, M4B, M4A, WMA, AAC formats
Optimized for iPhone, iPad, and iPod with seamless integration
Adjust playback speed from 0.5x to 3.0x for your listening preference
Import audiobooks via iTunes, cloud services, or direct downloads
Get your favorite audiobooks in supported formats from various sources
Import audiobooks to MP3 Audiobook Player using multiple methods
Control playback from your device, headphones, Apple Watch, or CarPlay
Join thousands of users who enjoy audiobooks with MP3 Audiobook Player daily
Download Now