Listen to Brain Droppings by George Carlin
Enjoy this audiobook with MP3 Audiobook Player - the ultimate iOS audiobook experience
With nearly 20 albums, two Grammys, two Cable ACE awards, and more HBO specials sunder his belt than anyone else, George Carlin is more popular than ever. Now, for the first time, Carlin has produced a book of original humor pieces, Brain Droppings. Filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiousities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny. Also included are two timeless bonus items from the past, "A Place for Your Stuff" and "Baseball-Football." Readers will get an inside look into Carlin's mind, and they won't be disappointed by what they find:I buy stamps by mail. It works OK until I run out of stamps.What year did Jesus Christ think it was?A tree: first you chop it down, then you chop it up.Have you ever noticed the lawyer is always smiling more than the client?I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.If you ever have chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?
The app's design is sleek and modern – it's a pleasure to navigate. ListenBook has become my constant companion, filling my days with captivating narratives. The app's versatility in downloading audio is impressive. It streamlines the process and saves time. Makes audiobook listening super easy and enjoyable. Thank you!
I'm discovering books I wouldn't have considered before, and my reading horizons are expanding. ListenBook's commitment to providing a high-quality audiobook experience is truly commendable. The app is perfect for people who love to listen to books at night.
ListenBook has turned my ordinary moments into extraordinary journeys of the mind. An audiobook lover's dream come true! This app's seamless functionality and diverse format support make it my go-to choice for immersive storytelling. 📚🎧 ListenBook's dedication to user convenience is evident in the drag-and-drop download feature from web browsers. I've never experienced such a smooth audiobook player. The playback is seamless.
This app's compatibility with various devices ensures that I can enjoy my audiobooks wherever I am. 📚 The simplicity and functionality of this app are top-notch. I can start a book with just a tap and immerse myself in the story instantly. 📱📖
I love that I can enjoy audiobooks while cooking elaborate meals in the kitchen. This app has turned my daily routine into a source of excitement and joy. With ListenBook, my audio content is organized, accessible, and ready to inspire me. Audiobooks at my fingertips – this app's functionality is a game-changer.
Audiobooks at my fingertips – this app's functionality is a game-changer. Auto-rewind feature is very useful. Excellent app! Playback speed and volume controls are fantastic.
Plays MP3, MP4, OPUS, OGG, FLAC, AWB, M4B, M4A, WMA, AAC formats
Optimized for iPhone, iPad, and iPod with seamless integration
Adjust playback speed from 0.5x to 3.0x for your listening preference
Import audiobooks via iTunes, cloud services, or direct downloads
Get your favorite audiobooks in supported formats from various sources
Import audiobooks to MP3 Audiobook Player using multiple methods
Control playback from your device, headphones, Apple Watch, or CarPlay
Join thousands of users who enjoy audiobooks with MP3 Audiobook Player daily
Download Now