Listen to Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit: And Other Country Sayings, Say-So's, Hoots and Hollers by Allan Zullo
Enjoy this audiobook with MP3 Audiobook Player - the ultimate iOS audiobook experience
They're called colloquialisms, idioms, of just good old fashioned, home-grown country sayings steeped in humor and home-spun common sense. These parlances might not fit the modern hoity toity rhetoric you're used to seeing in print or hearing on TV, and that's exactly why they're more refreshing than an ice cube in July. In Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit, Author Allan Zullo offers up more than 200 vernacular verses presented in themes, such as: Admitting You're Wrong--The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets the harder it is to swallow. Congress--Gettin' a politician to do somethin' good for our country is like tryin' to poke a cat out from under the porch with a rope. Ego--Some people are so full of themselves, you'd like to buy 'em for what they're worth and sell 'em for what they think they're worth. Teenage Boys--You kinda wish they used their heads for somethin' besides hat racks. Revenge--Two wrongs don't make a right, but they sure do make it even. Surprises--Sometimes you get so surprised by life there ain't nothin' else to say but, 'Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.'"
ListenBook's compatibility with multiple downloading methods ensures there's always a way to get my content. 🎉 Unveiling the joy of reading once again – this app is my gateway to literary wonders! 📚🔓
The 'Continue Listening' feature ensures I never lose my place, no matter where I am. Audiobooks have turned my quiet moments into imaginative journeys – thank you, app! The app supports a wide range of formats. ListenBook is very versatile.
ListenBook's commitment to providing top-notch audio quality has taken my audiobook experience to a new level. ListenBook has turned my ordinary moments into extraordinary journeys of the mind. Thanks to ListenBook, downloading audiobooks from various sources has become effortless. ListenBook is a prime example of user-centered design. It's clear that the developers understand audiobook lovers' needs. The adjustable playback speed is a secret weapon for getting through educational content faster.
The features on this app, from bookmarks to playback speed, cater to all preferences. Automatic metadata extraction keeps my library organized. It's a time-saver!
ListenBook's intuitive controls and beautiful layout make my audiobook experience a delightful one. 🎶📚 Replacing tunes with stories – my house is alive with the sound of narration! 🎧🏠 📱 A world of books at my fingertips – this app's user-friendly design makes it a true reading companion. 📚📱 ListenBook has become my gateway to new worlds, allowing me to explore stories, ideas, and knowledge.
With this app, audiobook listening has become an integral part of my daily routines – it's pure bliss. Quick access to chapters and smooth playback. Excellent app! The app is very easy to use. ListenBook makes managing my audiobook library simple. The app is perfect for long flights. It keeps me entertained the whole time.
Plays MP3, MP4, OPUS, OGG, FLAC, AWB, M4B, M4A, WMA, AAC formats
Optimized for iPhone, iPad, and iPod with seamless integration
Adjust playback speed from 0.5x to 3.0x for your listening preference
Import audiobooks via iTunes, cloud services, or direct downloads
Get your favorite audiobooks in supported formats from various sources
Import audiobooks to MP3 Audiobook Player using multiple methods
Control playback from your device, headphones, Apple Watch, or CarPlay
Join thousands of users who enjoy audiobooks with MP3 Audiobook Player daily
Download Now