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Audiobook How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man by Mary McHugh
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Book Description

Do you find yourself yelling at the TV? Are you incapable of reading instruction manuals? If so, you’re at risk of developing crotchety old man-itis, and this is the book for you.We all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe he’s your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husband—or, though you’d never admit it, even you! Author Mary McHugh’s 250 hilarious truths, illustrated by Adrienne Hartman, are a lighthearted razz of the grumpy old man in our lives. You know the one: he salts everything automatically before tasting it, he thinks he’s the best driver to ever grace pavement, and he still hasn’t learned how to empty the dishwasher. Big on fun and filled with hilarious insights, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man is a perfect Father’s Day, birthday, or holiday gift for any man who wants to ensure he doesn’t slip into the crotchety zone. 

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