Listen to I Only Roast the Ones I Love: How to Bust Balls Without Burning Bridges by Jeffrey Ross

Enjoy this audiobook with MP3 Audiobook Player - the ultimate iOS audiobook experience

Audiobook I Only Roast the Ones I Love: How to Bust Balls Without Burning Bridges by Jeffrey Ross
Download from App Store

Book Description

One of the world’s foremost practitioners of insult comedy, Jeffrey Ross has memorably and uproariously roasted some of our favorite celebrities. Part memoir and part how-to guide, I Only Roast the Ones I Love unveils the irreverent secrets every successful roastmaster should know, such as how to:• Write roast jokes• Turn any event into a roast your friends will never forget• Rip your honoree a new one without hurting their feelings• Save yourself if you bomb• Prepare yourself to take a punch• Give toasts at family gatherings • Save lives through roasting Jeff’s hilarious and poignant stories feature everyone from Dave Chappelle and Courtney Love to Tom Cruise and Bea Arthur and take readers backstage for unforgettable roasts of stars like Pamela Anderson, Flavor Flav, William Shatner, Shaquille O’Neal, Larry the Cable Guy, Bob Saget, and even the finalists of Dancing with the Stars. Most of all, Jeff’s teachings will inspire you to channel your own inner roastmaster.

User Reviews

MuseMaster
 avatar
MuseMaster

This app has made multitasking a breeze – I can 'read' while I work! WiFi downloads save a lot of time. Great feature! I love the cloud integration. I can access my books from anywhere.

King Panther
 avatar
King Panther

The ability to switch between devices seamlessly is a game-changer for busy readers. This app is my audiobook haven. With a user-friendly interface and features like audio filters, I'm engrossed in stories like never before. 📖🔊 Book groups keep my related titles together for a cohesive listening experience. A thoughtful feature! I love the ability to share my progress with friends. It’s a fun feature.

Steel Solstice
 avatar
Steel Solstice

🎶📚 My new soundtrack? Audiobooks, of course! This app makes every day musical. 🎧🎶 Looping playback helps me immerse myself in the content. It's my secret study weapon. ListenBook is the best audiobook player I’ve ever used. The app is packed with features like customizable skip intervals, playback speed, and sleep timers. The interface is clean and easy to navigate, making it a joy to use. Five stars!

Steel Solstice
 avatar
Steel Solstice

No more fighting over the radio during family trips – we're all hooked on audiobooks now. ListenBook's support for playlists in CUE format is a thoughtful touch I appreciate. ListenBook Pro's noise reduction feature is a game-changer. It enhances the audio quality and ensures that I can immerse myself fully in the content.

Danger Menace
 avatar
Danger Menace

Thanks to ListenBook, I'm now exploring different genres and formats I never thought I would. is a breeze. It's incredibly convenient for building my collection. Makes listening to audiobooks so easy and enjoyable. Thank you, ListenBook!

Drift
 avatar
Drift

ListenBook has rekindled my love for learning, one audio experience at a time. I can't get enough of this app's user-friendly interface – it's a true delight. Navigating through chapters is a breeze. It's like having a personal reading guide.

Why Choose MP3 Audiobook Player?

Wide Format Support

Plays MP3, MP4, OPUS, OGG, FLAC, AWB, M4B, M4A, WMA, AAC formats

All iOS Devices

Optimized for iPhone, iPad, and iPod with seamless integration

Speed Control

Adjust playback speed from 0.5x to 3.0x for your listening preference

Multiple Download Methods

Import audiobooks via iTunes, cloud services, or direct downloads

How It Works

1. Download Audiobooks

Get your favorite audiobooks in supported formats from various sources

2. Add to App

Import audiobooks to MP3 Audiobook Player using multiple methods

3. Listen & Enjoy

Control playback from your device, headphones, Apple Watch, or CarPlay

Advanced Features

For Fiction Listening

  • Edit metadata and covers
  • Equalizer and sound enhancement
  • Adjustable playback speed
  • Dark mode and themes
  • Auto-bookmarks and AirPlay support

For Audio Lectures

  • Unlimited bookmarks
  • Custom covers and organization
  • Sleep timer and auto-rewind
  • Noise reduction and voice enhancement
  • Lock screen and Control Center controls

Start Listening to I Only Roast the Ones I Love: How to Bust Balls Without Burning Bridges Today

Join thousands of users who enjoy audiobooks with MP3 Audiobook Player daily

Download Now